What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Lose lips shimk ships.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like religions.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Deuteronomy 17

What did one boob say to the other boob

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

You shall not bear false witness.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your going to be alright just relax

Bible.. Hm.?

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?